One step at a time.
Dear drivers who don’t stop at stop signs,
I hope you can afford to see an optometrist because you sure can use some glasses. 👓
I hope you stumble upon many wonderful people on your drive, including those that just happen to be police officers. 👮
I hope you are blessed with many gifts, such as a nice view and a speeding ticket. 📝
I hope you notice the various gestures pedestrians present to you, as some will prefer to offer a certain finger of theirs. 🖕
I hope you saw the smile on my face because unless you were rushing your invisible pregnant wife to the hospital, I wanted to wish you an amazing day, filled with butterflies and pigeon defecation to decorate your pristine vehicle, just in time for the holidays. 🎊
You’re so welcome. 😉